The Column Name Debate

I'm deep in a discussion about database design. Back and forth. Point and counterpoint. The kind of debate that shapes the future of a product. Then I realize I'm not talking to a colleague. I'm arguing with Claude AI about what to name a database column.

CTO takeaway

The lesson, minus the scar tissue.

You know you've been coding too long when you start arguing with AI about naming conventions.
Rubber duck debugging has evolved. Now the duck has opinions.
If you're spending more time debating column names with AI than writing code, take a break.
AI is a tool, not a colleague. It doesn't care if you use 'created_at' or 'creation_date'. It just wants to be helpful.
Touch grass. Your database will still be there when you get back.

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