The Kids Picture Site

A client with a vision: a picture site for kids. Upload photos of themselves. Named after his 3-year-old daughter. A name nobody can pronounce. When I raised the consent issues, he didn't understand the question. When I refused, he said I wasted his time.

CTO takeaway

The lesson, minus the scar tissue.

If a project involves children, ask about consent first. If the client doesn't understand consent, walk away.
Legality and ethics aren't optional. They're not 'for big companies.' They're for everyone.
'Kids are smart' is not a valid legal defense. Children cannot consent. Period.
A name nobody can pronounce is a red flag. A name nobody can pronounce for a site about kids is a red flag on fire.
Sometimes the best work you do is the project you refuse to take.

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